11.05.2009

Pete Incaviglia and Jose Canseco, 1987 Fleer SuperStar Specials

Names: Pete Incaviglia, Jose Canseco
Teams: Texas Rangers, Oakland A's
Positions: Outfield, Outfield
Value of card: Two cycles of steroids
Key 1986 stat: One uncomfortable photo session
Are you ready for The Matchup?

Round 1: Arm hair (Winner: Incaviglia)
Round 2: Stupid look on his face (Winner: Canseco)
Round 3: Carny hands (Winner: Incaviglia)
Round 4: Facial hair (Winner: Incaviglia)
Round 5: Beer league softball uniforms (Winner: Tie)
Round 6: Dwarfism (Winner: Incaviglia)
Round 7: Blindingly obnoxious armbands (Winner: Canseco)
Round 8: Vowels in surname (Winner: Incaviglia)
Round 9: Tiny hats on huge heads (Winner: Tie)

Score: Incaviglia 5, Canseco 2 (Ties, 2)

Synopsis: In a landslide, Incaviglia dominates Canseco, illustrating why it's important for ballplayers to wear their talent above the lip and to overcome disabilities and tiny hands.

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2 comments:

  1. inky dinky does it again! bow down to the master of the k! interesting by-line on inky, he once assaulted a man at his kids hockey game! what a badass!

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