Kirby Puckett, 1991 Upper Deck

Name: Kirby Puckett
Team: Minnesota Twins
Position: Outfield
Value of card: 14 needle pricks
Key 1990 stat: One embarrassing tattoo
Time for another pop quiz:

What is that on Kirby Puckett's arm?

(A) A tattoo of his ridiculous puppy-dog name, "Kirby."
(B) The scrawling of a blind 6-year-old.
(C) An excuse to have a teammate roll up his sleeves.
(D) "It's a bulging biceps," Puckett tells photographer.
(E) All of the above.


1 comment:

  1. It looks like a cut Arnold S (I'm not even gonna try and spell it off the top of my head) would have sustained in either A) Commando, B) True Lies or C) Junior.