Fernando Valenzuela, 1991 Upper Deck

Name: Fernando Valenzuela
Team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Position: Ace
Value of card: 3 pesos
Key 1990 stat: 248 pounds + 248 pounds + 248 pounds moving toward the plate
10 reasons this card is awesome:
10) It's a Fernando fiesta.
9) Math teacher glasses look radical on professional athletes.
8) That's 744 pounds of mighty Mexican on the mound.
7) Three times the bulge for the ladies.
6) It's always great to see a muscular, well-conditioned athlete plying his trade.
5) The only thing better than two Fernandos? That's right. Three Fernandos!
4) One Fernando is reaching for the dingus of another Fernando.
3) It's awesome because you're on acid.
2) He has butt handles (left Fernando), not love handles.
1) He's moving faster than the speed of salsa.


1 comment:

  1. It's hilarious how Fernando's arm looks like it is sticking out of his crotch at one point during this triple exposure.