10.08.2009

Derrick Alexander, 1994 Upper Deck (Football Friday No. 16)

Name: Derrick Alexander
Team: Cleveland Browns
Position: Wide receiver
Value of card: One night at the Ramada in Boca Raton
Key 1993 stat: 7,126 chest hairs
Time for another pop quiz:

What was Alexander doing when this photo was taken?

(A) Harvesting coffee beans with his great-uncle, Juan Valdez.
(B) Attending the "Fourth Annual Hunks with Bleached Goatees Convention" in Key West.
(C) Staring into the depths of a life filled with promise only to find disappointment and promises unkept.
(D) Just basking, baby. Just basking.
(E) Posing for a ridiculous football card, sans pants.

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3 comments:

  1. Is he preparing to be Vin Diesel'd stunt double?

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  2. D'oh. That'd be "Vin Diesel's stunt double."

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  3. THats my uncle! No lie i sware

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