Jose "Chico" Lind, 1992 Pinnacle Shades

Name: Jose "Chico" Lind
Team: Pittsburgh Pirates
Position: Second base
Value of card: There's no price on being rad
Key 1991 stat: He's too cool for stats
Time for another pop quiz:

Why is Chico Lind wearing bad-ass shades?

(A) He's a big Corey Hart fan.
(B) He's stoned out of his mind.
(C) He's not wearing sunglasses; those are miniature TVs with looping Chico Lind footage.
(D) A mustached man wearing a gold necklace on the field in the early 1990s was required to do so.
(E) He figured, hell, his nickname was "Chico."


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