Gary Matthews, 1986 Topps

Name: Gary Matthews
Team: Chicago Cubs
Position: Outfield
Value of card: What?
Key 1985 stat: When?
Time for another pop quiz:

What is Gary Matthews looking at?

(A) Nothing. He's just sooooo stoned.
(B) The really hot girl in Section 113, Row 4
(C) Superman
(D) Superman flying away with the really hot girl in Section 113, Row 4

Why is his hat askew?

(A) Stupid Rick Sutcliffe just put him in a headlock
(B) To get manager Jim Frey's goat. That guy is such a stickler.
(C) He just woke up from a refreshing locker room nap
(D) 'Cause that's how he rolls

What would be the best title for this card?

(A) "Dumbfounded in the Dugout"
(B) "Huh?"
(C) "Dazed and Bemused"
(D) "Your Chicago Cubs: Perplexed Since 1908"


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