8.15.2009

Darryl Strawberry, 1993 Upper Deck

Name: Darryl Strawberry
Team: Los Angeles Dodgers
Position: Outfield
Value of card: One cringe
Key 1992 stat: 3,128 inappropriate autographs
Clean it up, Straw: Darryl Strawberry — one-time world-class slugger, full-time world-class jerk. Strawberry, under court order to give autographs before games following a drug conviction, often decided to mess with the people asking him to sign memorabilia. "Want me to sign your ball, kid?" he asks above. "Here, let me see it." Strawberry then proceeded to rub the baseball against his protective cup before actually signing it. The boy on the left is cringing in disbelief, but still wants an autograph so badly he's willing to take one that's been held against what Strawberry calls the "straw that stirs the drink."
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  1. He's so jacked up on cocaine (BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLOMBIAN YAYO!!!) that he actually autographed one of his cojones and gave it to the kid.

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