Mickey Brantley, 1988 Donruss

Name: Mickey Brantley
Team: Seattle Mariners
Positions: Outfield, enforcer
Value of card: One stink eye
Key 1987 stat: None of your damn business
Pop quiz, hot shot:

Why is Mickey Brantley so mad?

(A) You've been talkin' trash about his mama
(B) Donruss obscured the team logo on his jersey with the team's logo
(C) Somebody hid his Highlights magazine collection
(D) That Harold Reynolds is such a jerk!
(E) Two words: Jock itch

What happened after this photo was taken?

(A) An overly aggressive game of pepper
(B) An awkward apology, followed by a beautiful friendship
(C) $800 in hospital bills and two gold teeth
(D) A staring contest
(E) Tears, and lots of them


1 comment:

  1. I think he's mad at Rey Quiniones for giving him jock-itch.