Frank Thomas, 1992 Jimmy Dean Sausage Collection

Name: Frank Thomas
Team: Chicago White Sox
Position: First base
Value of card: 2 pounds of liverwurst
Key 1991 stat: Negative-one uniform
Quote: "You don't want to see how the sausage card is made." — Jimmy Dean
A recipe for disaster: Take one part Frank Thomas, combine with Midwest breakfast staple and serve on a bed of anonymous uniform. Your family will love seeing the slugger's head cut off when they're enjoying this delectable treat.
Congratulations are in order: Baseball Card Bust wants to thank the top-notch photographers and graphic designers at the Jimmy Dean Sausage Company. Without their tireless efforts, children might have known that Thomas played for the White Sox or been able to appreciate the moment fine art met sports cards.


1 comment:

  1. At first I thought the sausage references were to make fun of his thighs.