Cliff Floyd, 1995 Topps

Name: Cliff Floyd
Team: Montreal Expos
Positions: First Base, Outfield, Stud for Hire
Value of card: 2 ounces of chew spit
Key 1994 stat: One pose, just one
Floyd carries a big stick: There it is. Where? Right in front of you. It's the photographer's focus, middle of the card, staring back at you. Why are you looking at it? Oh, you think the way he's holding the bat is suggestive? Maybe it is. He looks angry. Maybe he's angry at you for looking at it. Quit looking at it. Sure, it's tough to see anything else in the photo, with it front and center. But c'mon, you can do it. Look away, if just for a moment. Now let's play some bulgeball.


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